actually, i meant three...

dance-hall hips, pretentious quips, a boxer's bob-and-weave
mrs-narcissamalfoy:

slightmayhem:

trannyboiwonder:

jason-peter-todd:

velociraider:

hit-him-again-smitty:

oneflamereaching:

verycunninglinguist:

onewildandpreciouslife:

pockethyperdrive:

thereverendlonghair:

nerd-o-meter:

fetfet50:

chief-williams:

officervakarian:

justisse:

“We slog back to the train in silence.”
Thanks for that one, Catching Fire.

“‘You should have taken me with you,’ I whisper to him.”
…. taken me… to the climax?? .-.;

“Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised to see it’s the baker, Peeta Mellark’s father.”
THANKS, HUNGER GAMES.

And Shem and Japheth too a garment, laid it upon both their shoulders, and they walked backwards and covered their father’s nakedness; their faces were turned away, and they saw not their father’s nakedness.
Thanks a ton, Old Testament! D:

The steersman of that marsh of ruined souls,  who wore a wheel of flame around each eye,  stifled the rage that shook his wooly howls.
well… thank you Dante’s Inferno

“But we just agreed,” I said “that there’s no way not to suffer. Isn’t it better, then, just to- take it?”
Slow clap for The Art of the Short Story.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear.
WELL THEN. MOCKINGJAY HAS A NEW OTP. ME X GALE.

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again.”
Oh my.

“Like the populations of many other urban areas in the United States, Philadelphia’s population of poor and immigrant children had grown at the same time as middle-class families had moved out of the city.”
This could make some sense. Minus the ‘children’ part. If you squint at it.
This is what I get for leaving Educational Policy books lying around, huh?

“Marketers seeking “cradle to grave” brand loyalty are exploiting this vulnerability of children.”
…………

“Salvage hardened raisins or other dried fruit by converting them with hot water or other liquid; let stand for 10 minutes and drain well before using.”
-“Starting Out” (A cookbook)
o_o

“With Telepinus what is usually known as the Old Kingdom comes to an end.”
…
Oh, Hittites….

“It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.”
Welp.
Thanks, Rowling.

“Impulsively I looked down at his groin.” (Blood of Kings -John Micheal Curlovich)The next line after that one makes me pleased beyond all belief so here you go - “In the dark sarcophagus I could just make out his pubic hair and genitals; he was that well preserved”<3 Bloody brilliant. Yes I am oddly okay with this…. In a “mm gay organ eating vampire” sort of way

“…hands apart at the top while keeping the little fingers together.”  Great, thanks ASL dictionary.  (end of the written description for the sign for book)
“He is brave; and he reacts instinctively, magically, to the demands of his world” HAHA omg 

“I’m coooooold!”Thanks, Scott Pilgrim. 

“Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,” adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning: hmm, not the worst that could have come from The Lucifer Effect: How Good People Turn Evil by Phillip Zimbardo…. 

mrs-narcissamalfoy:

slightmayhem:

trannyboiwonder:

jason-peter-todd:

velociraider:

hit-him-again-smitty:

oneflamereaching:

verycunninglinguist:

onewildandpreciouslife:

pockethyperdrive:

thereverendlonghair:

nerd-o-meter:

fetfet50:

chief-williams:

officervakarian:

justisse:

“We slog back to the train in silence.”

Thanks for that one, Catching Fire.

“‘You should have taken me with you,’ I whisper to him.”

…. taken me… to the climax?? .-.;

“Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised to see it’s the baker, Peeta Mellark’s father.”

THANKS, HUNGER GAMES.

And Shem and Japheth too a garment, laid it upon both their shoulders, and they walked backwards and covered their father’s nakedness; their faces were turned away, and they saw not their father’s nakedness.

Thanks a ton, Old Testament! D:

The steersman of that marsh of ruined souls,
  who wore a wheel of flame around each eye,
  stifled the rage that shook his wooly howls.

well… thank you Dante’s Inferno

“But we just agreed,” I said “that there’s no way not to suffer. Isn’t it better, then, just to- take it?”

Slow clap for The Art of the Short Story.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear.

WELL THEN. MOCKINGJAY HAS A NEW OTP. ME X GALE.

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again.”

Oh my.

“Like the populations of many other urban areas in the United States, Philadelphia’s population of poor and immigrant children had grown at the same time as middle-class families had moved out of the city.”

This could make some sense. Minus the ‘children’ part. If you squint at it.

This is what I get for leaving Educational Policy books lying around, huh?

“Marketers seeking “cradle to grave” brand loyalty are exploiting this vulnerability of children.”

…………

“Salvage hardened raisins or other dried fruit by converting them with hot water or other liquid; let stand for 10 minutes and drain well before using.”

-“Starting Out” (A cookbook)

o_o

“With Telepinus what is usually known as the Old Kingdom comes to an end.”

Oh, Hittites….

“It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.”

Welp.

Thanks, Rowling.

“Impulsively I looked down at his groin.” (Blood of Kings -John Micheal Curlovich)

The next line after that one makes me pleased beyond all belief so here you go - “In the dark sarcophagus I could just make out his pubic hair and genitals; he was that well preserved”

<3 Bloody brilliant. Yes I am oddly okay with this…. In a “mm gay organ eating vampire” sort of way

“…hands apart at the top while keeping the little fingers together.”  Great, thanks ASL dictionary.  (end of the written description for the sign for book)

“He is brave; and he reacts instinctively, magically, to the demands of his world” HAHA omg 

“I’m coooooold!”
Thanks, Scott Pilgrim. 

“Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,” adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning: 

hmm, not the worst that could have come from The Lucifer Effect: How Good People Turn Evil by Phillip Zimbardo…. 

(Source: loveclaire)

Going to see this tonight :)
2nd Cinema trip in 2 days wooo

Going to see this tonight :)

2nd Cinema trip in 2 days wooo

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glamorpussy:

Foods wit faces are too cute!

glamorpussy:

Foods wit faces are too cute!

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milkntwosugars:

True story:

My school was once a war hospital.

In fact it was the first Army Medical School, which was created by Florence Nightingale.

There was a corridor with a bell in it that had her name engraved on it. Everyone would say that if you rang the bell her ghost would appear.

This is the corridor:

Yeah. My school was a bit creepy.

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Thorpe Park was excellent, Andreas lives in the next road and it was so sunny and no queues for anything. Spent the day with 11 of my favourite people and miss uni so much. So much driving in the last few days though it&#8217;s insane. Bruised my elbow on stealth. Went on Swarm, Nemesis and Stealth twice! 

Thorpe Park was excellent, Andreas lives in the next road and it was so sunny and no queues for anything. Spent the day with 11 of my favourite people and miss uni so much. So much driving in the last few days though it’s insane. Bruised my elbow on stealth. Went on Swarm, Nemesis and Stealth twice! 

hellojaytee asked: I didn't know you had Tumblr! xD WELL I'LL BE.

hahaha well there ya go! :)

Bath was so good, my feet now kill and I&#8217;m hoping they&#8217;ll be alright to walk on for Thorpe Park tomorrow&#8230; 

Bath was so good, my feet now kill and I’m hoping they’ll be alright to walk on for Thorpe Park tomorrow… 

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Excellent phone calls :) I totally forgot he was back at uni this week for marine bio training sessions and realised he was fishing at home yesterday and got back to Southampton at 1.30am… and then was out on a training session to drive a boat all day at uni. Completely being a pathetic girl not loving texting at a distance. Can’t wait to see him in London and go shopping and go to Wagamama <3 

SOOOO busy this holiday, CANT WAIT FOR Bath on thursday so see the best friend with Mills and Becky :’) gonna be the best time everrrr :D Reunion of the aces.

Moving house this holiday too so the house is all being boxed up :|

Girl moment over.

He’s just a rubbish texter and he’s calling me tonight :)

My boyfriend is fishing.

and has been since he got home from uni. 

He’s so useless at texting me back and when he does it’s like “sorry I was driving a boat”. FOR 2 DAYS?! Literally nothing yesterday so I’m a bit meh because I wanna text him when something funny happens and he just won’t appreciate any of it until it’s late at night, and then he’s like “night, I’m going to bed xxx” nrfdxepvodmcklx oh i don’t like being home for easterrrrr

sailortits:

have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realised that you are the smartest person in the room

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